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    WHAT DO A HOCKEY PLAYER AND A MAGICIAN HAVE IN COMMON?

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    THEY BOTH DO HAT TRICKS!

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    WHAT SPORT HAS THE MESSIEST PLAYERS?

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    BASKETBALL – THEY DRIBBLE ALL OVER THE PLACE!

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    HOW DO BASKETBALL PLAYERS STAY COOL?

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    THEY SIT NEAR THEIR FANS!

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    HOW DO YOU LIGHT UP A SOCCER STADIUM?

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    WITH A SOCCER MATCH!

  • Q:

    WHY DOESN’T TONY THE TIGER™ PLAY SPORTS IN THE JUNGLE?

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    BECAUSE HE JUST WON’T PLAY WITH CHEETAHS!

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    WHY AREN’T PIGS ALLOWED TO PLAY BASKETBALL?

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    BECAUSE THEY’RE BALL HOGS!

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    WHY ARE TENNIS MATCHES ALWAYS SO LOUD?

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    BECAUSE ALL THE PLAYERS RAISE A RACQUET!

  • Q:

    WHY DO GOLFERS CARRY AN EXTRA PAIR OF PANTS?

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    IN CASE THEY GET A HOLE IN ONE!

  • Q:

    WHAT’S THE BEST WAY TO SWIM AFTER EATING?

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    THE BACKSTROKE – SO YOU DON’T SWIM ON A FULL STOMACH!

  • Q:

    A FOUR-LEGGED ANIMAL IS A QUADRIPED. A TWO-LEGGED ANIMAL IS A BIPED. SO WHAT’S TONY™?

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    STRI-PED!

  • Q:

    WHAT’S THE HARDEST PART ABOUT RIDING DIRT BIKES?

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    THE GROUND!

  • Q:

    HOW DO SURFERS SAY HI TO EACH OTHER?

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    THEY WAVE!

  • Q:

    WHAT DOES EVERYONE CALL TONY THE TIGER™ WHEN HE GOES BOWLING?

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    ALLEY CAT!

  • Q:

    WHERE DO HOCKEY PLAYERS GO WHEN THEY NEED NEW UNIFORMS?

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    NEW JERSEY!

  • Q:

    WHAT DO YOU CALL A FOOTBALL LINEMAN’S KID?

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    A CHIP OFF THE OL’ BLOCKER!

  • Q:

    WHY DID THE WRESTLER BRING A KEY TO HIS MATCH?

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    TO GET OUT OF A HEADLOCK!

  • Q:

    WHAT DO YOU LOSE WHEN YOU WIN A RACE?

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    YOUR BREATH!

  • Q:

    WHY ARE SO MANY BASEBALL GAMES HELD AT NIGHT?

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    BECAUSE BATS SLEEP DURING THE DAY!

  • Q:

    WHY SHOULDN’T YOU TELL A JOKE WHILE ICE SKATING?

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    BECAUSE THE ICE MIGHT CRACK UP!

  • Q:

    WHY COULDN’T THE DISTANCE RUNNER LISTEN TO MUSIC ANYMORE?

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    BECAUSE SHE BROKE A RECORD!

  • Q:

    WHAT CAN YOU SERVE BUT NEVER EAT?

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    A VOLLEY BALL!

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